Entry 64
ME: I'm getting a vacation in a few months!
RUBBER DUCK: Nice! Where you going?
ME: Well, nowhere. The people I live with are going. So I get a vacation from them.
RUBBER DUCK: Ah, cool. You know, I could use a vacation too.
ME: I just said...we're getting one, in a few months!
RUBBER DUCK: No, I mean, to be honest, a vacation by myself. That is to say, without you.
ME: That's absurd. You kinda are me.
RUBBER DUCK: Exactly. That's why I need a vacation.
ME: 😒